Sick of sappy valentines? So fed up of waiting to find Mr. Right in time for a Valentine's Day filled with red roses, wine and passion?
As they say in Brooklyn, fuggedabboutit! Head to Lucharitos in Greenport Friday night for the "Love Stinks, Let's Drink" party.
Enjoy food and drink specials all day. Party starts at 9:30 p.m. Also featured will be $4 "He Loves Me Not" shots, a free jukebox, door prizes, free massages from 9 to 10:30 p.m., chocolates, and roses — not to mention some of the best margaritas and tacos anywhere. "Corny" love movies will be playing on three screens, including a new 60-inch.
A late night happy hour will also take place from 1 to 2 a.m., with $3 cans and $5 16-oz. rack drinks.
Who needs a valentine? "Sometimes love stinks. Come celebrate being single or being in a relationship that ain't always peaches and cream," the ad reads.
Lucharitos is located at 119 Main Street. For additional information, call 631-477-6666.